do not plant a coconut tree over an all glass house or else when you're sleeping
SPLAT! a ripe coconut will fall on you.
do not have a picnic under a coconut tree or else SPLAT! a ripe coconut will fall on you.
do not use a computer tab or phone under a coconut tree or else SPLAT! a ripe coconut will
fall on the electronic device.
do not take a nap in a hammock under a coconut tree or else SPLAT! a ripe coconut
will fall on you and that is a bad way to wake up. do not go camping with no tent and put you sleeping bag under a coconut tree or else
SPLAT! a ripe coconut will fall on you and your sleeping bag will get messy.
do not look up in to a coconut tree when you have a loose tooth with your mouth open or else SPLAT!
a ripe coconut will fall in your mouth and your tooth will fall out in a way that hurts bad.
do not put a ball under a coconut tree or else SPLAT! a ripe coconut will fall and break the ball.
do not practice handstands under a coconut tree or else SPLAT! a ripe coconut will fall and
knock you down.
do not put a new restaurant under a coconut tree or else SPLAT! a ripe coconut will fall
through the roof and hit a customer and you will get no more customers.
